1. I've always been a big fan of Thursdays. Thursdays are so likeable! Even my neighbors at the bus stop like Thursdays. On Fridays they say, "Thank Goodness It's Friday!" but on Thursdays, they say "So Happy It's Thursday!" And I'm like, "HEY, ME TOO!"
2. I love back scratches, but not foot rubs. And back rubs. I love back rubs. But I don't like semi-colons.
3. There was a period of my childhood when all of the greeting cards given in my family featured at least one chimpanzee.
Is there anything you're forgetting to tell me about yourself?